Aaj ki ladkiyaa…

If v treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”
If v dont she says “kitna akarta hai”
If v dress nicely she says “mujhe impress karna chahta hai”
If v dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”
If v argue with her she says “ziddi hai”
If v sit quietly she says “dumb hai”
If v act smarter she’ll lose her brain as u r insulting her
If she acts smarter she thinks its her right
If v dont love her she says “is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai”
If v love her she says “peechhe hi pad gayaa hai”
If v dont tell her ur prob she says ” u r not honest 2 me”
If u do tell to her she says “u r a problem child”
If v scold her she says “you act like a grandpa giving lecture”
If she scolds us she says “Yaar, its becoz i care”
If v break a promise she says “She does not trust u any more”
If she breaks she says “jaan main majboor thi….
ladkiyan re ladkiyan . .
bechare boys itna sab sehke bhi chup chap rehte

Jokes

Internet par ladki pataayi
Internet par ho gayi sagaayi
Internet par divorce ho gaya
Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
Tum WO MAJNOO HAI
JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Na ishq karna mere yaar
ye ladkiya bahut satati hai
na karna in par aitbar
ye kharch bahut karwati hai
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
or number mera lagati hai

Jokes

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli
Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai
Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki
Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO
DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA
TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai
upar likha hai most wanted
neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

Jokes

Ragging k waqt ladko ne
ek ladki se kaha ,
Ek – sawal ka jawab
Do – Patna kahan hai ?
Ladki – Bihar me .
Boys – yahi pat jao itni dur jaane ki kya zarurat hai .

Wife – kitchen se aji sunte ho
aajkal mai khubsurat hoti ja rahi hue .
Husband – : tumne kaise jana
Wife :- aaj kal meri khubsurti dekhkar rotiyan bhi jalne lagi hai …..

Jinn: Hukam aaka?
Man: Ghar se Dubai tak road banani hai
Jinn: Mushkil hai aur koi kaam bataiye
Man: Meri biwi ko aagyakari aur samajhdar bana do.
Jinn: Road single banani hai ya dabule..

Zindagi hai nadan

Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,
Dard hi dard subah shaam isliye chup hoon,
Keh du zamane se dastan apni,
Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon.

In aakhon mein aasu aaye na hote.. 
Wo jo mud mudkar yu muskuray na hote.... 
Unke jane ke baad ye Gam hota hai..... 
Kaash wo Zindagi Mein Aaye na hote....

Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaruri to nahi.
Woh bhi hame chahein jaruri to nahi.
Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain dil ko,
Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaruri to nahi.... 

Woh GUL hoon jo GULISTAN se nikala gaya hoon,
MAUT ke bazar me bikne ke liye dala gaya hoon,
Jo dava karte hain mere JINDA hone ka puchho
jara jakar unse jinke hatthon mara gaya hoon.

Andhey ki biwi ko behra bhaga k lay gaya ?


Andhey ki biwi ko behra bhaga k lay gaya,
aur gongay ne dekh lia, 
ab gonga andhey ko kaisay batae ga k behra uski biwi lay gaya?? 
Ans Me.

If U r Genius Solve it !!


Letter after F + Half of 8 + Oposite of b + Shadow of P + Letter before M + Middle of Sea + 2Times 19th Letter +You 

If U r Genius Solve & Send Me Answer!

Bataoo kya aaey ga?

A Question 4 you.
____ Dil ____ Ley ker ____ Dil k ____ Geya ____ Dil Ney ____ Mera ____ Kha ker mer geya. 
In 7 blanks mein 1 he word aye ga.
Bataoo kya aaey ga?

If u are running in a race

If u are running in a race and cross the second person, 
what will be your position?

Wo konsi SABZI hai ??


  Wo konsi SABZI hai jis ka 
pehla lafz kaat do to ek QEMTI cheez ka nam aur 
akhri kaat do to SWEET DISH aur 
dono kaat do to LARKI ka nam ban jata hai .
CHALANGE 4u

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