Girl: Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?
Jaat: Re bawli?! Poori cycle maar di, aab ghanti alag se maaru ke?
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Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
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A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to DELHI
FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
FORM say " FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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