Sardar

A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. 
Do u know what the business was?
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He opened a Saloon in Punjab!.
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Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....
why?
Just to confirm whether
 he is going to or coming back from the office....
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Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone 
and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
The other sardar replies "Kamaal Hain, 
Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!"
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR....